Keeper of Prose
Why am I awake help
Anyone want to buy a Revoltech Danboard? Inbox me.
Do you think some pokemon evolve by trading because they think you’re giving them away forever, so in their fear of abandonment they evolve into something better than they were so you’ll love them again?
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(via raraima)
not sure if that’s my original thought or a text post i’ve seen before
(via piglii)
Matt is a sassy muse
Fussyfangs McRainbowdrinker: WOW
Matts: yup
Fussyfangs McRainbowdrinker: r ude
Matts: talkin the gospel truth
Fussyfangs McRainbowdrinker: you are not a sassy muse
Matts: I had to go somewhere dark
Matts: but
Matts: http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a113/creek2k/Art/122349158122-13552.png
Matts: fuck you I am a muse
Fussyfangs McRainbowdrinker: oh my
Fussyfangs McRainbowdrinker: g
Fussyfangs McRainbowdrinker: od
Fussyfangs McRainbowdrinker: WHAT
Matts: yeah fuck you
Fussyfangs McRainbowdrinker: WHAT IS THAT
Fussyfangs McRainbowdrinker: OMFG
Fussyfangs McRainbowdrinker: WHERE DID THIS COME FROM MATT
Matts: yup
Fussyfangs McRainbowdrinker: r ude
Matts: talkin the gospel truth
Fussyfangs McRainbowdrinker: you are not a sassy muse
Matts: I had to go somewhere dark
Matts: but
Matts: http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a113/creek2k/Art/122349158122-13552.png
Matts: fuck you I am a muse
Fussyfangs McRainbowdrinker: oh my
Fussyfangs McRainbowdrinker: g
Fussyfangs McRainbowdrinker: od
Fussyfangs McRainbowdrinker: WHAT
Matts: yeah fuck you
Fussyfangs McRainbowdrinker: WHAT IS THAT
Fussyfangs McRainbowdrinker: OMFG
Fussyfangs McRainbowdrinker: WHERE DID THIS COME FROM MATT
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Spatula incident?oh my god okay, so
like three summers ago when i still lived with my dad, he worked at his ice cream shop during the whole day, and we had a family friend, liz, living in the house at the time who’d make dinner for me (since she didn’t pay rent or anything) but i made my own lunches
and one time i tried to fry up some potatoes for myself? dad was away ofc and liz was outside on the porch right next to our kitchen, and i’d done this potato thing once or twice without incident before
but the thing is that i’m bad at only doing one thing at a time, so as i often did when i was cooking things (to occasionally disastrous results), at one point i decided i’d run off to check my IMs in the living room real quick (because the kitchen and living room were right next to each other and didn’t have a door separating them, just the couch and then the beginning of the hallway) because potatoes take fucking forever to fry, and then i’d be right back at the stove when i finished answering them
except i have this thing where i can’t have things that touch food in direct contact with tables or counters? there always has to be something between them
and so naturally that applied to the plastic spatula i was using and so before i left i put it on a paper towel on the counter
right next to the stove burners.
when i came back to continue my cooking just a few seconds later thE PAPER TOWEL WAS ON FIRE AND IT WAS PLUMING OUTWARDS FROM WHERE I’D LAID THE SPATULA
AND I PANICKED AND I HAD NO IDEA WHAT TO DO AND I JUST SCREAMED “LIZ I MADE FIRE” AND SHE SPRINTED INSIDE FROM THE PORCH AND FLUNG THE SPATULA, FLAMING NAPKIN AND ALL, INTO THE SINK AND TURNED ON THE WATER
and once that had settled down and we were no longer at risk of burning alive she turned to me and just went
“how about i make lunch”
and that is the story of the worst thing that ever happened when i tried to cook
