*get on one knee*
*pull out small box*
*propose to her*
It’s not much, but it’s the best I could do… For now. I promise to get you the ring you deserve as soon as I stop getting these shitty teammates
*pulls out a crudely made bronze ring*
It’ll be diamond next season, just pls pls pls
adam sandler is sexy as hell in hotel Transylvania
how dare you make me read this with my own two eyes
That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?
25796323689432 feet you say?
this is literally my favorite post on tumblr
“*WHIRLS SNAPE OUT OF THE WAY*
*SHOVES MINERVA INTO A WALL*
PUT YOUR NAME
*KNOCKS OVER A TABLE AGGRESSIVELY*
IN THE GOBLET
*GRABS HARRY AND SLAMS HIM INTO THE WALL*
OF FIRE!?!?!?1111?!?!111321I3591130583FERGEKLJRKGJ GRLGJWRLKGVJLKJ G” Dumbledore asked calmly.
my favorite tumblr meme is probably the “don’t fuck the thing” “I’M GONNA FUCK THE THING” exchange. i dont know why i love it so much. is it the stern, no-nonsense tone of the original speaker? theunbridled enthusiasm of the second? the fact that its basically never used in a context where fucking “the thing” is actually plausible? same reason i love “shove it up my ass” as an expression of approval for an inanimate object. its the passion, dude. the passion that transcends logic and takes on a sexual fervor that’s sort of confusing to all involved, but makes more sense to all of us on a deeper level than we’ll ever admit out loud. no, most of us don’t wanna shove that pair of boots up our ass. no, we dont really want to fuck that pool of lava. but we might as well.
i dont know, its beautiful.
Literally the best use for this GIF.